Description:Wearing tag that says, "Bob the Baller"
Rotund (a kind way to put it)
Catatonic (except when pushed)
Bald (completely and totally)
Gray-skinned (a little sickly looking if you ask me)
Hates dogs ( except toothless/clawless breeds {jellyfish})
Kicks butt at Pilates (the bigger, the better)
Afraid of needles
Never lies
If you any information leading to the return of "Bob the Baller" to its rightful owner, please feel free to leave a comment here. Rewards of cash and chocolate of any size will be graciously accepted.
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