Do you recognize this cute face?

He's not very smart and certainly not very helpful around the house, but he's still just a lonely little fellow looking for his family.


His very expertly drawn tag, says his name is "Bob the Baller" and he was found on our neighborhood street.

Can you help him get back home?

FOUND: Bob the Baller

Description:
Wearing tag that says, "Bob the Baller"
Rotund (a kind way to put it)
Catatonic (except when pushed)
Bald (completely and totally)
Gray-skinned (a little sickly looking if you ask me)
Hates dogs ( except toothless/clawless breeds {jellyfish})
Kicks butt at Pilates (the bigger, the better)
Afraid of needles
Never lies

If you any information leading to the return of "Bob the Baller" to its rightful owner, please feel free to leave a comment here. Rewards of cash and chocolate of any size will be graciously accepted.